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Month: December 2009

  • Look out, 2010! I have some big plans for you. Big. Plans.

    Yes, yes, yes. It’s time. You know you sorta hate resolutions but you also sorta can’t help yourself. So here are my big plans for 2010. Gain no more than 15 pounds before January 14. (I like to start with something achievable.) Change underwear every day. First thing every morning, no matter what the weather, get…

  • Do you think the Jews know that it’s Christmas?

    Right now I feel like a little piece of towel fuzz that has fallen into the bath water. The water is rushing toward the drain and I’m in the little tidal-wavey part at the end going, “Heeeelp! I’m going under!” So much for the joy of the season. I’m in the final days of a…

  • Yourself the Elf

    Consider this a sub-post of the last blog. That way I can say that I did not break my promise about the Christmas/holiday debate being the topic of my next blog. (See Santa? I was a good girl on a technicality.) You tell me you want to know how to figure out your Elf names.…

  • A new classic: the Christmas song game

    Hey! I made a game. I’m so creative sometimes. Look at me: I’m like a little Christmas Elf in Santa’s workshop. If I were an Elf, my Elf name would be Crinkles the Elf. I originally intended this as a drinking game, but since I imagine that most people will play in their cars I…

  • Dear Facebook: Poke this.

    Dear Facebook,  If I really wanted to poke my ex-boyfriend from high school, I probably wouldn’t have broken up with him in the first place. But thanks for the suggestion. Also, if he needs more friends, is it really my place to suggest them? I imagine that when we were going out I had lots of…