Month: March 2010
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I am apparently not a creative genius. Darn.
I thought I invented a word the other day and I was so excited. The word is jackhole. (It’s all class here, folks.) But I was just catching up on some horrible TV that I DVRed last night (which may or may not have had something to do with the phrase “Real Housewives”) and guess…
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What’s in your snowbank?
A few weeks ago I was in the car going over a bridge when I saw two deer legs sticking straight up, reaching toward heaven. Where was the rest of the deer, you might ask? If you really, really must know, it was plowed into the snowbank on the side of the bridge. Makes you…