Month: July 2012
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Who has herpes? This girl!
My friend texted me the other day: “Congrats on getting herpes!” So yeah. Yeppers. Apparently I have herpes. Not herpes herpes. As in down there. I have herpes zoster. Otherwise known as shingles. Yes, you probably know it as thing thing old people get. And I’m 40, which is “young” to get this. Who’s…
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Gym class reject
At a lovely party last Saturday night with some lovely friends. Chit chatting. Drink drunking. Nib nubbling. (Hey! I made a word!) Then my friend’s husband — as in, the dude hosting the par-tay — came over and asked her, “Should we play wiffle ball now?” She was all, “Suuuure.” She slouched a little more…
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You’re probably secretly gay
So let’s face it: You’re probably secretly gay. Or maybe not exactly gay, as in the homosexual sense, but you’re probably in the closet about something. Aren’t we all? What’s crushing you? About a year and a half ago, I was driving out to meet my darling werewolf pal Brad for a drink (I’m only half…