Month: August 2012
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Writer on the rampage! Run for your lives!
Dear Delicious and Good-Smelling Readers: Consider this a profanity alert. Things are about to get ugly up ahead. You’ve been warned … Hey world: FUCK the fuck off! That’s right! See me? I’m standing on top of my car, flipping you off with BOTH hands! A double bird! Now I’m mooning your ass —…
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Meet Fanny, my vagina fan
Buckle up, kiddos. This post is vaginoriffic! (Now in new lemon scent!) _____ So as I mentioned in the last post, I recently went to the Mac Daddy of women’s blogging conferences. Do people still say “Mac Daddy?” Prob not. I laughed a lot. Like, a LOT a lot. I cried a little. I became exhausted,…
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Just call me Mrs. Hot Pocket (or) How not to land an affiliate marketing deal
Gawd, I feel like such a chump when obvious marketing works on me. But right now, you’ll need to excuse me while I offer bloggy fellatio to the marketing department at Hot Pockets for what they did at the Blogher Conference that I went to last week. Somebody at Hot Pockets needs to get promoted. It…
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It’s a major award!
This is a quick post that started as a Facebook status update. Then I never stopped typing so I just moved it over here. Which is pretty much why I started blogging in the first place. (BTW, don’t forget to sign up over there ——–> to get my new posts via email.) So glad I’m…