Posts made in August, 2012


Dear Delicious and Good-Smelling Readers: Consider this a profanity alert. Things are about to get ugly up ahead. You’ve been warned …   Hey world: FUCK the fuck off! That’s right! See me? I’m standing on top of my car, flipping you off with BOTH hands! A double bird! Now I’m mooning your ass — with MY ass. How ya like that? What’re you lookin’ at? So what has me feeling all...

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Meet Fanny, my vagina fan

Meet Fanny, my vagina fan


Posted By on Aug 16, 2012

Buckle up, kiddos. This post is vaginoriffic! (Now in new lemon scent!) _____ So as I mentioned in the last post, I recently went to the Mac Daddy of women’s blogging conferences. Do people still say “Mac Daddy?” Prob not. I laughed a lot. Like, a LOT a lot. I cried a little. I became exhausted, overwhelmed and INSPIRED. And I want to tell you about all that. I do. And I probably will at some point. I want to tell...

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Gawd, I feel like such a chump when obvious marketing works on me. But right now, you’ll need to excuse me while I offer bloggy fellatio to the marketing department at Hot Pockets for what they did at the Blogher Conference that I went to last week. Somebody at Hot Pockets needs to get promoted. It all started here, with this guy:   What is THAT, you ask? Why it’s Herbie the Hot Pocket. I got Herbie as one of the...

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It’s a major award!

It’s a major award!


Posted By on Aug 1, 2012

This is a quick post that started as a Facebook status update. Then I never stopped typing so I just moved it over here. Which is pretty much why I started blogging in the first place. (BTW, don’t forget to sign up over there ——–> to get my new posts via email.) So glad I’m to be on the road to recovery. But man, it’s one freakin’ fugly road. Schlepped around looking like the walking dead...

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