Posts made in July, 2013


So who else went dumpster diving last weekend? Saturday was one of those high-intensity parenting days where the kids fought all day — loudly and with much enthusiasm — at home and in public. Mommy (that’s me) had no patience left. Mommy (again, me) had already texted this message to another mom who was bringing her son over for a playdate that evening: There is no beer in my house but if you would like to bring some...

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Time for another “Ask Trish” post. This week’s topic is close to my heart so let’s get right to it! READER QUESTION: Hey Trish- I have a question for your bloggity. What the hell can I do about my lack of a love life? I’m really reluctant to try online dating- I’m more comfortable meeting someone through another person. I went looking on match & saw 2 guys I went to high school with. One is a...

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What kind of douchebag starts a new blog feature on a national holiday when no one (including her) is home? This kind of douchebag, apparently. Getting this in juuuuust under the wire. THANK YOU so much to all of you who sent in questions! Keep ’em comin’!  I will answer questions on any topic. Brilliance will abound, motherfarkers! Just to make sure I’m above board here, I’ll tell you that I got this question...

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A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. — Franz Kafka (Note to Mr. Kafka: I understand today is your birthday. You don’t look a day over … very, extremely dead.) ——- How often do you sit down and try to dissect the core of your being? For me it’s about every five minutes. Yes, I know and I agree: That’s probably excessive. But this is the way my brain works. Always has. So...

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Let’s re-launch this thang!


Posted By on Jul 1, 2013

Welcome. I am so excited you’re here, peeps. So what’s going on around this joint? Well, the old bloggity has been in need of a makeover for a long, long time. I’ve spent the  past few weeks getting her all pretty for you so you can enjoy her even more. Some changes are obvious, some are subtle (but cool), and some are a little bit scary (for me) but should hopefully yield some interesting and fun things. So...

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