Posts made in March, 2016


We all have that bottle of toilet-tank vodka, don’t we? You know what I mean … they say that alcoholics often hide their drinking because they’re ashamed of it. And according to every made-for-TV movie that ever featured someone with a drinking problem, the toilet tank is a prime hidey hole for hard liquor. That is, at least until someone needs to repair the toilet. Then, uh oh! Turns out Mrs. Garrett really was self...

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SeaWorld’s Tilikum is dying. I’m not sure how to feel about it. This post is weird and embarrassing. But so be it. My brain does this thing where every now and then it gets stuck on something. Usually it’s something random that has nothing to do with my life. But next I thing I know, I suddenly go all Civil War Re-enactory on it and I  find myself researching it obsessively. Then, yes, I’ll talk about it this thing too...

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