Posts by Trish


Hey! I made up a new holiday and I’d like to invite all of you to celebrate with me! Here’s a little poem to tell you all about it:   THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR You’ve cooked, you’ve cleaned, you’ve plotted, you’ve schemed to make the holiday bright. Now … you’re tired. Up to your elbows you’re mired in things that were meant to delight. You need a break, a drink (and a cake),...

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I am going to be mad for a while


Posted By on Nov 9, 2016

I first heard the yowl at 9:37 PM last night . “MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!” It was coming out of my own mouth. I was surprised at how loud it was. As I walked into the kitchen, I pictured hurling my wine glass at the brick fireplace. Gawd, that would’ve felt so good. The election was fucking me over. America, and my fellow citizens, were fucking me over. The election process, the media, and my new neighbor on the...

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You guys … I am a farking sorcerer. I can predict the future. For example, I can tell you exactly what’s going to happen after I post this blog. I’m going to get pummeled with arguments from various people who are going to tell me that Hillary/Killary is a crook and should be in jail. (Hello, cousin Bobby and Aunt Pam! Hope the weather is nice in whatever reality you’re inhabiting today. I love you even though...

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Halloween is next week and that always puts me in the mood for some kooky spookiness. You too? I have three book recommendations for you … but one of them you should definitely not read if you plan to carry on with your life as you have known it until now. (Seriously. It will fuck your shit up. I’m not kidding.) Let’s start with light and enjoyable and then work our way up to shitting yourself in horror, shall we?...

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Fighting the bad thoughts

Fighting the bad thoughts


Posted By on Oct 18, 2016

I’m sitting in a hospital waiting room. Not much sleep last night and then I got here at 6 AM to meet with my mom’s docs. She’s been in here a week after open heart surgery. She’s getting a pacemaker today and hopefully should be able to go home tomorrow. I’m having bad thoughts today. Not about my mom’s health, because she seems to be doing well. Rather, I’m having bad thoughts about the...

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