According to Trish

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Author: Trish

  • Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish

    And just for today, a guest post: Steve Jobs’ commencement speech at Stanford University. https://news.stanford.edu/news/2005/june15/jobs-061505.html Read it, love it, live it.

  • Playin’ catchup

    Whew. It feels good to breathe. Hey there, little blogmuffins. This is the first time in months I’ve had to sit down and write to you. Keep in mind, I’ve been writing to you all in my head that entire time but I’ve noticed that you’re all too lazy to get into my brain and…

  • Dear God: You have one sick sense of humor, my friend

    Remember that scene in Forest Gump where Captain Dan climbs the mast of the shrimp boat during the hurricane? As he’s getting pummeled by the wind and the rain, he shakes his fist at the sky and screams at God: It’s just YOU and ME!!!!! That was my morning. I was marching down the stairs…

  • Faking my way through motherhood as best I can

    Dear Mom, If I can be half the mother you were/are to me, I’ll consider myself a raging success. Motherhood is not something I always wear like a second skin — unlike you, who has always been a natural momma, through and through. Here are some things you taught me: Take it one day at…

  • I am a sitcom: My personal online dating implosion

    My boss/editor/friend (let’s call her “Jezebel” to preserve her anonymity) is always telling me that my life should be a sitcom. Today I believe her. Let me make this promise right now: You all are gonna looooooove this one. I never, ever write about my dating life in real time or specifically mention anyone I…

  • The Little Food Drive That Could

    Hey all! I was teasing you with some *big news* on my According to Trish facebook page and now it’s time to spill the beans. You may or may not remember my Christmas Eve blog post about the food drive that I run. (You can get a refresher here: https://tinyurl.com/624wh8.) Now it appears that one of…