According to Trish

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Category: ghosts

  • The scariest book you should never read

    Halloween is next week and that always puts me in the mood for some kooky spookiness. You too? I have three book recommendations for you … but one of them you should definitely not read if you plan to carry on with your life as you have known it until now. (Seriously. It will fuck your…

  • Ask Trish: What Should I do About my Haunted House, part two

    This edition of Ask Trish is a two parter. Read the first part here. TRISH’S SAD, LAME WISDOM: WOW. This is a hard question. I feel for you so much. I know I was freaking out when I thought things were talking to my kids — and your activity waaaaay surpasses anything that happened here.…

  • My haunted house, part four

    So things were quiet. Mostly. Yes, that lamp turned on when my mom was here but that was it for a while. And I find myself wanting to blow off electronic things. I suppose at this point I’ve watched enough Ghost Hunters to know that you have to look for another explanation first. There are…

  • My haunted house, part three

    Another ghostie postie — the story continues. You can read parts one and two here. (Or more precisely, back there. You know what I mean.) _______ A few weeks ago the Irishman’s kid was playing with a bow and arrow and accidentally shot himself right under the eye. Blood spewed from his face and he…

  • My haunted house, part boo! (I mean “two”)

    My ghost story continues … click here to read part one. —— So I did my hippie magic and all was quiet for probably more than a year. One day I tried to quickly shut the bathroom door and it didn’t close all the way. It popped back open, as if the wood was swollen and…

  • My haunted house

    You know me well enough by now. You probably saw the title of this post and assumed that I’m about to get all philosophical about my divorce or the ghosts of my past … But no. Not this time. Today I’m actually going to tell you about the ghost in my house. Yes. Really. Full…