Slutazoic era

I’m back!

Posted By on Aug 10, 2010

Shh. It’s early. I have sneaked (snuck?) downstairs to have a little rendezvous with you before the kidsters are awake. I inadvertently made coffee the consistency of pancake syrup but I’m just going to suck down that nasty bidness anyway so my brain can wake up. And then you and I can have our special time together. Because I have missed you. Let me just get my excuses for not writing out of the way so we can move on to...

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Don’t know much about Jack

Posted By on Jun 22, 2010

OK, confession time. Shhhh. Lean in real close, would you…? Anyone looking? Here’s the thing: I, uh, really don’t know how to be single. I don’t know how in such a massively huge way that as I’m sitting here typing this I’m on the verge of hysterical laughter because I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I’M DOING! I’m sure this sounds premature. I know we just made The Big...

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