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Apparently I Wrote a Book
I woke up this morning and saw a headline titled “50 Challenges You Can Start Today.” I wonder what sort of person reads that and goes “HELL YES, MOTHERFUCKER! Bring it ON!” I know those people exist. I am not one of them. The fact that I have to work today AND pick up kids…
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Farewell, fair circus
The circus is closing. THE circus. The big one. The biggest one there ever was. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey. For a brief period in my 20s — about a year and a half — I was a promoter for Feld Entertainment, the company that owns Ringling, Disney on Ice, and several other…
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Movin’ Out
After a long silence, I’ve barfed up a long blog post for you. There are two sections to this one. I’m telling you this now so you can maximize your reading pleasure by only reading those sections that you feel like reading. I’m nice like that. Here’s what I’ll cover in each section: HolymotherofGod, we’re…
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How many calories are in a piece of takeout pizza?
Hi! I never write about this stuff … but I just spent way too long trying to find the answer online so I thought I’d share this in case other people are looking, too. I’m currently tracking my food intake with my FitBit. It’s pretty cool. I won’t say too much about the device because this…
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All is Well in Trump’s America and Other Lies We’ve Been Told
Let’s just take a moment to recap as we close out week two of Donald Trump’s presidency. Lies we’ve been told: 1. Crowd size – despite photographs that we all view with our own eyes that show the truth 2. Voter fraud – despite ZERO evidence 3. A video of supposed intelligence…
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National Moms’ Day Off Day is December 26th
Hey! I made up a new holiday and I’d like to invite all of you to celebrate with me! Here’s a little poem to tell you all about it: THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR You’ve cooked, you’ve cleaned, you’ve plotted, you’ve schemed to make the holiday bright. Now … you’re tired. Up to…