Totally not worth your time

Posted By on Jan 27, 2010 | 4 comments


This blog hiatus brought to you by Sinus Infection™. For those times when a head cold is just snot enough.

I have at least 3 or 4 totally mind-blowing posts in the works. But I can’t blow your minds right now because I’m too busy blowing my nose. And before I was blowing my nose, I was blowing my kids’ noses (walking Petri dishes those kids are…). And before I was blowing my kids’ noses, I was blowing my husband’s… don’t make me say it.

I blame this pathetic post on another post: the nasal-drip kind.

Keep my seat on the sectional warm, blogmuffins. A little Amoxocillin, some squeezy cheese and a Fanta orange are just what the doctor ordered and momma will be good to go.

(Can I deliver on a headline or what?)

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4 Comments

  1. So it all starts with the husband… That’s how I read it, at least. But what is squeezy cheese? I’m not sure if it sounds tasty or like something that needs to be cleaned up. Quickly.

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  2. So, how’s that neti pot coming along?

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  3. remember my plastic nose that had green candy boogers that came out of it? ahh…the good ‘old days.

    i hear ya sister … i just had a sinus infection a week and a half ago. nasty little bugger! (or should i say, nasty little booger.) 😉

    hope you feel better soon!!

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  4. KC: Cheese in a can. With aerosol. Look for it in the processed snack aisle. And yet, it should be cleaned up immediately.

    Heather: My Neti Pot and I have no secrets.

    Renee: I suspect you still have the same sinus infection you had in 1993. Still carrying around a cup to spit your loogies in?

    Teeth whitening: Welcome to our little gathering. I now feel motivated to buy a black light so I can look at your choppers in the dark.

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