According to Trish

Trish Sammer Johnston is going to write this in third-person, because she finds it amusing when people write things about themselves but pretend that there is a scholarly biographer doing the dirty work.

Trish Sammer Johnston has spent the past 10 or so years earning her living with her pen. She can’t believe it, either. No, it’s nothing you would’ve read, unless you’re a middle manager at a mid-sized company someplace in middle America. Which you might be. In that case, Trish is definitely not going to divulge the names of publications that she’s worked on in order to maintain some sort of thin professional credibility. Paychecks are nice. 

And honestly, if you met Trish in her professional life, you wouldn’t recognize her writing anyway. She says things like “he or she.” Also: proofreaders.

Before all that writing stuff, Trish worked for the circus. For reals.
Trish lives outside of Philadelphia with her two small children and her one normal-sized husband.

If you have some sort of aching need to contact Trish, email her at trishjohnston2@comcast.net. While she may not reply to all messages herself, we can assure you that she reads all correspondence.

Now move along. Nothing to see here.