Month: March 2010

Death by Doughnut

March 29, 2010 / 3 Comments

I unfriended my scale. I threw it out. We’ve never been real friends anyway. My scale was one of those fake friends who pretended like it had my best interest in mind but then acted like a catty little bitch whenever it had the chance. I heard a phrase a while ago that reminded me…

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Civil rights post: The conversation continues

March 25, 2010 / 0 Comments

Here’s another comment from “friend #1.” He emailed it to me and asked me to post it. (He actually sent this back when the conversation was still going but I was having technical difficulties and didn’t get to it until now.) I guess the reason I get upset when I hear about picketing at a…

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There are mice on my grapes

March 15, 2010 / 0 Comments

I just bought Disney grapes. I sort of hate myself. In my defense, I didn’t realize that they were Disney brand until I was at the register. I get distrustful when a company gets that big. Coming soon: Disney trash bags! Disney drywall! Disney multi-purpose lube! The day I have to pull Mickey’s tail to…

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Civil rights post: Your comments

March 6, 2010 / 1 Comment

I always notify my facebook friends when I write a new blog so sometimes I end up with a big, fat discussion thread there in addition to the comments here. Since not everyone is a facebooker, I wanted to paste some of the comments from facebook friends onto the blog so I could open the conversation…

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Civil rights update and some other crap

March 5, 2010 / 0 Comments

Just wanted to let you all know that there was nothing going on with the protestors when I arrived to pick up Megan today. Cops everywhere. Protestors nowhere. We even went looking for them and didn’t see anyone. Apparently they wrapped things up earlier in the day. I’m going to touch base with some of…

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Your civil rights are disrupting the flow of traffic

March 5, 2010 / 2 Comments

 So here’s what’s going on today: I have sent my daughter to school despite the fact that there are going to be real, actual gay people roaming the school campus. I know that homosexuals will be present because the school sent a note home about it. Perhaps I should explain: My daughter’s school is located on the campus of a…

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