Month: June 2011

Playin’ catchup

June 28, 2011 / 0 Comments

Whew. It feels good to breathe. Hey there, little blogmuffins. This is the first time in months I’ve had to sit down and write to you. Keep in mind, I’ve been writing to you all in my head that entire time but I’ve noticed that you’re all too lazy to get into my brain and…

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Dear God: You have one sick sense of humor, my friend

June 13, 2011 / 1 Comment

Remember that scene in Forest Gump where Captain Dan climbs the mast of the shrimp boat during the hurricane? As he’s getting pummeled by the wind and the rain, he shakes his fist at the sky and screams at God: It’s just YOU and ME!!!!! That was my morning. I was marching down the stairs…

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