Month: February 2014

You won’t believe how [blank] this [blank] is!

February 21, 2014 / 2 Comments

I‘m so tired of all the videos floating around social media that say something like “Cutest [blank] ever!” “You won’t believe how [blank] this [blank] is!” “Don’t watch this without tissues!” Invariably, I watch these things and then wonder why I spent the time on something that just couldn’t live up to the hype. The…

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If you have ovaries you should read this (spoiler: it’s not about cancer)

February 11, 2014 / 0 Comments

Have some ovaries? Or maybe even just one ovary? Or maybe you used to have ovaries? Whatever. My point is that female types should read the article below. (Psst … It’s nice for men, too. So look what I just did … I spent so much time writing needlessly about ovaries. Happens to the best…

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To all the recovering alcoholics and drug addicts: Thank you

February 6, 2014 / 1 Comment

This article popped up on the sidebar of a news article about Phillip Seymour Hoffman. It’s by Russell Brand, whom I’ve always thought is incredibly articulate and hilarious. (No comment on the Katy Perry thing.) Brand is also a recovering drug addict. In this article, he talks about life after getting clean. Having dated an alcoholic for…

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Why I don’t care if you like me

February 4, 2014 / 2 Comments

So here’s the thing about me: I really don’t care if you like me. I actually really and truly don’t.   It’s not that I don’t want you to like to me. I actually want to be liked. I want you to think I’m friendly and helpful and funny and occasionally smart and mostly honest and…

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