Month: May 2017

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Apparently I Wrote a Book

May 25, 2017 / 1 Comment

I woke up this morning and saw a headline titled “50 Challenges You Can Start Today.” I wonder what sort of person reads that and goes “HELL YES, MOTHERFUCKER! Bring it ON!” I know those people exist. I am not one of them. The fact that I have to work today AND pick up kids…

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Farewell, fair circus

May 21, 2017 / 5 Comments

The circus is closing. THE circus. The big one. The biggest one there ever was. Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey.   For a brief period in my 20s — about a year and a half — I was a promoter for Feld Entertainment, the company that owns Ringling, Disney on Ice, and several other…

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Movin’ Out

May 7, 2017 / 0 Comments

After a long silence, I’ve barfed up a long blog post for you. There are two sections to this one. I’m telling you this now so you can maximize your reading pleasure by only reading those sections that you feel like reading. I’m nice like that. Here’s what I’ll cover in each section: HolymotherofGod, we’re…

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