According to Trish

not worth reading since 2009

Author: Trish

  • I dare you not to get obsessed with this

    Oh, the fun you’re about to have. Ever hear of the Myers-Briggs personality test? The idea is that there are 16 main personality types and this test helps you determine which one you are. It considers things like whether you’re an introvert or extrovert, how you make decisions, what’s important to you, how you filter…

  • A tale of two mountains (and no, I’m not talking about my boobs, pervs)

    Oh, shut up, alla you. I haven’t been blogging. I’ve barely been facebooking. Various people are starting to call me out on my lack of snark-slinging in all of its various formats. They say professional poker players have “tells” — little tics or nervous habits that pop up when they have a particularly good or…

  • Six-month dating assessment: Turns out I’m French. Who knew?

    I woke up on the morning of my 39th birthday to find an email from one of my blog readers saying something like this: “I love your blog. Someday I’ll have the courage to ask you out.” Awesome gift, right? (Thanks, dude. Betcha didn’t know it was my birthday, didja?) I mean, I’m thirty-farking-nine. I have…

  • Here comes trouble: Some wisdom from my future self

    I’ve made an important life decision: I want to be very, very much trouble until the day I die. I think I can pull it off, too. In fact, I don’t even think it’ll take a lot of effort. All I need to do is NOT try to NOT be trouble and there I am.…

  • Can’t we all just get along? 10 guidelines for a peaceful divorce

    I wish there was a river I could skate away on … Yep, that old Joni Mitchell song was the very first Christmas tune that I heard this holiday season and I can’t tell you how many times that line ran through my head over the following weeks. My goal for the holiday season this…

  • A Christmas Miracle

    Who wants to hear some bellyaching from Trish on Christmas Eve? Didn’t think so. On this day I wanted to share with you a story that is the closest thing to a Christmas Miracle that I have ever participated in. (In observance of the holiday, this will be a completely snark-free message. I will resume…