A new classic: the Christmas song game

December 8, 2009

Hey! I made a game. I’m so creative sometimes. Look at me: I’m like a little Christmas Elf in Santa’s workshop. If I were an Elf, my Elf name would be Crinkles the Elf. I originally intended this as a drinking game, but since I imagine that most people will play in their cars I…

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Dear Facebook: Poke this.

December 2, 2009

Dear Facebook,  If I really wanted to poke my ex-boyfriend from high school, I probably wouldn’t have broken up with him in the first place. But thanks for the suggestion. Also, if he needs more friends, is it really my place to suggest them? I imagine that when we were going out I had lots of…

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It’s like Eric Foreman’s basement, but without the popsicles

November 29, 2009

Hey! You made it! You know, when I moved here I wasn’t sure that people would want to trek all the way across the Internet to see me. But there you are! Come on in… let’s get social-like with the peeps. Kick off your shoes. I’m not worried about the carpets, I just want people…

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Hello world!

November 14, 2009

This is a test. This is only a test. So shut the hell up.

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