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Pooping Out a Blog Post … Not Quite Literally, but Almost

July 24, 2018

Today was the first full day back from vacation. Do I have to just stop vacation eating? Because I gotta say, I was thoroughly enjoying eating with abandon for an entire week. Like, right now I want pizza for dinner. A lot of it. We had pizza twice on vacation. But now I want it…

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Changing Habits One Vacation at a Time

July 21, 2018

Hey! We’re on vacation! It’s our last full day and it’s raining. Secretly, I’m sorta happy about the rain. I’m happy to have an excuse to sit around and be lazy and drink wine during the day and type things to all of you. Also, one of us (my youngest stepdaughter) probably has mono. Seriously.…

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I Didn’t Clean up for You

June 21, 2018

Hi. Welcome to my new blog design. It’s a mess. There’s stuff that’s broken. There’s stuff that looks WTF? But whatever. Here we are. Since my blog is sort of home for me, let’s pretend I just moved and you’re visiting me while my house is full of boxes. I’ll get to all of it…

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Weddings and Babies and Bruno

February 27, 2018

So I’m back at Panera. My old Panera. The one I used to come to to cry and kill time when my ex-husband and I were separating so many years ago … And why I am here now after so many years? Because I just dropped my kids off at the hospital — where my ex-husband’s new…

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Double-Check Me Fellow Liberals: Franken Resigned Too Soon

December 7, 2017

Give me a gut check on this apparently unpopular opinion that I hold. I think Franken’s resignation was premature. It shut down the opportunity to go ahead and have the ethics investigation, which I think would’ve been useful.   These allegations do not rise to the level of the other harassment we’ve been hearing about,…

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November 10, 2017

Louis C.K. My Louis. My fake fantasy boyfriend … HOW COULD HE? I am mentally throwing his belongings out onto the sidewalk below our imaginary New York City apartment right fucking now. Boom! You like this shirt, asshole? Well now it’s toilet paper for the dog that just shit on it! What about this bullshit I’m-just-a-regular-guy-like-you…

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