Dr. Tobias Colon Cleanse

Pooping Out a Blog Post … Not Quite Literally, but Almost

July 24, 2018 / 0 Comments

Today was the first full day back from vacation. Do I have to just stop vacation eating? Because I gotta say, I was thoroughly enjoying eating with abandon for an entire week. Like, right now I want pizza for dinner. A lot of it. We had pizza twice on vacation. But now I want it…

Read More

How many calories are in a piece of takeout pizza?

April 7, 2017 / 1 Comment

Hi! I never write about this stuff … but I just spent way too long trying to find the answer online so I thought I’d share this in case other people are looking, too. I’m currently tracking my food intake with my FitBit. It’s pretty cool. I won’t say too much about the device because this…

Read More

Hey! We’re Famous!

April 13, 2010 / 0 Comments

Guess what, little blogmuffins? We got noticed! (I say “we” because I couldn’t do this without you.) According to Trish is’s Voice of the Week! Forgive me as I channel my inner Vicki Gunvalson for a quick “Woo hoo!” (Real Housewives of Orange County reference. If you didn’t know that, congratulations. You clearly have…

Read More

Death by Doughnut

March 29, 2010 / 3 Comments

I unfriended my scale. I threw it out. We’ve never been real friends anyway. My scale was one of those fake friends who pretended like it had my best interest in mind but then acted like a catty little bitch whenever it had the chance. I heard a phrase a while ago that reminded me…

Read More

About Me


New-age smartass.

Affiliate Link Disclosure

I participate in the Amazon affiliate link program. I might make a few cents or sometimes even a whole dollar if you click on one of these Amazon links. I'm supposed to let you know that. And now I have.