Random Randomocity

This is my sexy face…

June 30, 2010 / 1 Comment

Update: This blog probably doesn’t make sense anymore since I changed the photo. But since this blog rarely makes sense I’m not going to worry too much about it. If you want to see the photo I’m referring to, it’s on my “fan” page. While you’re there, you can “fan” me. Incentive: Once I get…

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If life were a rock show…

May 13, 2010 / 0 Comments

… would you bring extra undies to throw onstage or would you just remove the ones you were wearing? Good lord, one sentence into this blog and I’m already talking underpants. I am the trashiest of philosophers, apparently. All right, little blogmuffins, I’ve been neglecting you. Life is kicking my ass right now so I…

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Mixing some metaphors and then beating them to death

April 30, 2010 / 0 Comments

If my life were a purse, this would be the month that it got picked up and dumped out all over the couch. It’s time to sort through all the crap I’ve been carrying around. Let’s see… what has been shoved into the deep, dark corners? What is still useful and important and just needs…

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Life is not American Idol

April 20, 2010 / 0 Comments

I am having what Oprah calls a full-circle moment.   I’m sitting in a certain coffeehouse near-ish to my home. I was writing about something else and it wasn’t going well. Then they put Jeffrey Gaines on the sound system. (Do you know him? You should…) It occurred to me that it was RIGHT HERE, one…

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I watched the movie so you won’t have to

April 5, 2010 / 1 Comment

Watched Nights in Rodanthe last night. Let me summarize it for you: Her: “I am a damaged person but I am hopeful and still believe in love now that you are here with me in this windswept oceanfront house, Richard Gere.” Him: “Yes, Diane Lane. I, too, am damaged by that woman I accidentally killed.…

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I am apparently not a creative genius. Darn.

March 5, 2010 / 0 Comments

I thought I invented a word the other day and I was so excited. The word is jackhole. (It’s all class here, folks.) But I was just catching up on some horrible TV that I DVRed last night (which may or may not have had something to do with the phrase “Real Housewives”) and guess…

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