Random Randomocity

The lonely, lonely storm … and the shoe department

December 10, 2013 / 0 Comments

Yesterday I drove away from the warm house where my snuggly-wuggly man was … away from the place where I was supposed to pick up my little munchkins, but a car accident on the main road separated us and the side streets were too icy … away from the center of the road to collide…

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What new parents and single parents have in common (or) I was crazy but it wasn’t my fault

September 22, 2013 / 2 Comments

New parents get an average of 5.1 hours per sleep the first year, losing about the equivalent of  44 days of sleep. According to some very half-assed Internet research I just did, the average adult sleeps the equivalent of 121.6 days (meaning 24-hour periods) per year. So new parents get about 77.6 day-units of sleep.…

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How you might be driving yourself crazy

July 3, 2013 / 3 Comments

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. — Franz Kafka (Note to Mr. Kafka: I understand today is your birthday. You don’t look a day over … very, extremely dead.) ——- How often do you sit down and try to dissect the core of your being? For me it’s about every five minutes. Yes, I…

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Let’s re-launch this thang!

July 1, 2013 / 6 Comments

Welcome. I am so excited you’re here, peeps. So what’s going on around this joint? Well, the old bloggity has been in need of a makeover for a long, long time. I’ve spent the  past few weeks getting her all pretty for you so you can enjoy her even more. Some changes are obvious, some are…

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I’m 27 for a moment …

February 7, 2013 / 1 Comment

I just wrote this on Facebook and it ended up being really long for a status update. So now it’s a blog post. Voila! That’s called re-purposing, bitches. I can’t help it if I’m environmentally aware … So the idea is that one of your Facebook friends gives you an age and then you say…

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Lend me your brains!

January 24, 2013 / 0 Comments

This is the year, folks. This is THE YEAR to take the writing to the next level. But before I set out to conquer the world in my own weird way, I’d like to very humbly ask for your help. Care to give me some feedback? I have formulated an extremely un-scientific and completely ridiculous…

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