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It’s National Moody and Difficult Day

May 7, 2012 / 5 Comments

Today I have decided to be moody and difficult. It’s a good day for it. I have a nasty eye infection. It’s gross. My eyes were spewing out all kinds of spoogey gunk all weekend. They burn. For the last three days, I haven’t been able to open my left eye when I wake up…

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I’m tired of pretending I’m not special

April 20, 2012 / 2 Comments

Allow me  to sound like a fussy, pretentious asshole for a moment, won’t you? I feel self-important and persnickety saying that I’m an artist. But I am a writer. Yes, writing is an art. I know this. I also know that I’m not writing the great American novel here on the old bloggity. But I’m sure…

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April 17, 2012 / 3 Comments

It’s 9:21. My house is a disaster. Most of my laundry is undone. That that is done is in piles in the basement. Because, you know, it’s helpful for all of us to have to run down there every time we need a pair o’ tushie huggers. Exercise and all that, right? Anyway, I’m tired. I…

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Me and my gal Katrina: Aftermath and aftershocks

March 27, 2012 / 2 Comments

I heard someone on the radio the other day say that silence, control and having a stiff upper lip pushes people apart. It’s showing our vulnerabilities  that draws us together. Cuddle up, won’t cha? Right now I’m reading One Dead in the Attic by Chris Rose. I’ve been meaning to read it for years. It’s…

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A message from Adele’s best friend

February 14, 2012 / 2 Comments

I know that everyone thinks Adele is theirs. You know — her songs really “speak” to you. She says juuuuust want you’re feeling. You’re so connected.  But I want you to know this: She’s actually mine. I’ll share though if I have to — and now I guess I have no choice since she was…

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A sincere apology

December 10, 2011 / 0 Comments

Dear Razor: Listen, about what happened in the shower this morning — I don’t feel good about it, either. What can I say? It’s been a tough week and I haven’t had the time to give you the consideration you truly deserve. Yes, I’m aware that a true artist needs time to work. I haven’t…

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