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Here comes trouble: Some wisdom from my future self

January 11, 2011 / 0 Comments

I‘ve made an important life decision: I want to be very, very much trouble until the day I die. I think I can pull it off, too. In fact, I don’t even think it’ll take a lot of effort. All I need to do is NOT try to NOT be trouble and there I am.…

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Facebook is sort of like a funeral (or) I’m going to my 20-year high school reunion next week

November 18, 2010 / 0 Comments

I posted this entry as a note on facebook last year. It was a repost of something I posted on myspace the year before that. I’m trotting it out again because I have my 20-year high school reunion next week. (Wonder where I’lll repost it next?)   (Feb. 20, 2009) As more and more people…

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A year in the life of a motherblogger

November 18, 2010 / 0 Comments

Hey! Guess what, bloggermuffinheads? It’s been a year! I JUST realized that I am now starting my 13th month of According to Trish. WOW! Thanks and big hugs to all of my readers. I can’t tell you what it means to me that people actually come to this site and spend precious moments of their…

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What will the neighbors say?

October 4, 2010 / 0 Comments

I got my ass reamed tonight. The phone rang and by the time I hung it up 20 minutes later, my ear was chewed off and bleeding. There were a lot of nasty things said and the person on the other end of the line was mad, mad, mad at me. And I was mad, mad, mad…

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Is it hippie or hippy? It’s probably both

October 2, 2010 / 0 Comments

I started writing this one earlier in the week but I kept getting derailed by at least two of the following three things: kids with lingering fevers who just wanted to sit on me all day, deadlines that would just not go the hell away, and/or hot, late-night phone sex with mysterious gentlemen who use phrases…

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The heart of the ocean

July 14, 2010 / 0 Comments

Oh, enough already. I’ve semi-written 3 blogs in the past week and none of them are gellin’. (Is it jellin’? Whatever.) I can’t keep a coherent thought train on the tracks. So just consider this blog a big bunch of random crap. It’s like leftover night. There will be some good stuff, some bad stuff,…

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