Tag: According to Trish
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Super-f*cking HUGE announcement!
Well, peeps, I have an announcement: I’m getting married. I know. Holy shit, right? Listen, no one is more shocked than I am. I wasn’t sure this day would come again. I wasn’t even sure that I wanted it to come. But I just got the news. The Universe is hurling a husband in…
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The Irishman: Day three-six-five
Dear Irishman, This day last year, I did not know you. I did not know that the very next day you would ask to meet me. I did not know that I would try very hard not to like you or that you would be so persistent in showing me how wonderful you are. I…
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My haunted house, part four
So things were quiet. Mostly. Yes, that lamp turned on when my mom was here but that was it for a while. And I find myself wanting to blow off electronic things. I suppose at this point I’ve watched enough Ghost Hunters to know that you have to look for another explanation first. There are…
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My haunted house, part three
Another ghostie postie — the story continues. You can read parts one and two here. (Or more precisely, back there. You know what I mean.) _______ A few weeks ago the Irishman’s kid was playing with a bow and arrow and accidentally shot himself right under the eye. Blood spewed from his face and he…
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My haunted house, part boo! (I mean “two”)
My ghost story continues … click here to read part one. —— So I did my hippie magic and all was quiet for probably more than a year. One day I tried to quickly shut the bathroom door and it didn’t close all the way. It popped back open, as if the wood was swollen and…
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My haunted house
You know me well enough by now. You probably saw the title of this post and assumed that I’m about to get all philosophical about my divorce or the ghosts of my past … But no. Not this time. Today I’m actually going to tell you about the ghost in my house. Yes. Really. Full…