True Story

True Story

Very fit woman holding an iPhone
I was looking for a stock photo of an iPhone. The woman in this picture looks so much like me I decided to go with it. #twinning 

True story:
Me: Hey Siri, set a timer for 10 minutes.
Siri: For how long?
Siri: Calling [Name of ex-husband’s new wife, whom I blocked two years ago after she wouldn’t stop texting me over a schedule dispute.]
Me (after furiously ending call): Hey Siri, thanks a lot.
Siri: Playing Borat
I seriously think someone reprogrammed my phone to “Let’s fuck with Trish” mode. Is that a thing? It sure feels like it.

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1 Comment

  1. Ernie on October 16, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    I do not have an iPhone. I thought siri was the bomb. I guess I am officially over my siri envy. My cheap ass phone keeps telling me that I have no storage left, so I miss lot of text messages, and I can often not take photos of the babies I sit for. Super annoying. This made me chuckle!!!!

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