True Story

Very fit woman holding an iPhone
I was looking for a stock photo of an iPhone. The woman in this picture looks so much like me I decided to go with it. #twinning 

True story:
Me: Hey Siri, set a timer for 10 minutes.
Siri: For how long?
Me: TENNNNN MINNNNUTTTTES.
Siri: Calling [Name of ex-husband’s new wife, whom I blocked two years ago after she wouldn’t stop texting me over a schedule dispute.]
Me (after furiously ending call): Hey Siri, thanks a lot.
Siri: Playing Borat
 
I seriously think someone reprogrammed my phone to “Let’s fuck with Trish” mode. Is that a thing? It sure feels like it.

Help a sister out

Did you like this post? Want to help support more content like this? Check out my Patreon page if you would like to donate.

More from the Bloggity

1 Comment

  1. Ernie on October 16, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    I do not have an iPhone. I thought siri was the bomb. I guess I am officially over my siri envy. My cheap ass phone keeps telling me that I have no storage left, so I miss lot of text messages, and I can often not take photos of the babies I sit for. Super annoying. This made me chuckle!!!!

Leave a Reply

About Me

TrishNewHeadshot150x150

Writer/blogger.
Philosopher/raconteur.
New-age smartass.

Affiliate Link Disclosure

I participate in the Amazon affiliate link program. I might make a few cents or sometimes even a whole dollar if you click on one of these Amazon links. I'm supposed to let you know that. And now I have. 

Don't Miss Out

Want to get an email whenever I publish a new post? Of course you do. Just sign up below.