Month: February 2010

Body Image: a tale of a fry and a potato

February 12, 2010 / 0 Comments

A facebook buddy of mine just joined the gym. She is reporting all of those mixed-gym feelings I always get when I go through a gym spurt — trying to feel motivated and proud but also feeling like I’m giving a presentation to my colleagues and I neglected to put on pants first. Gym anxiety can be tough…

Read More

Hot buttered rum, emphasis on the “butt”

February 10, 2010 / 3 Comments

Last night I lived out a childhood fantasy. At a young age, my mom indoctrinated my sisters and I to movie musicals. Every Christmas we gathered round the tube to watch Bing Crosby and Rosemary Clooney in White Christmas — all the while wondering why such a beautiful young woman would ever fall for such…

Read More

Cabin Fever: Sweating out the beast

February 7, 2010 / 1 Comment

Oh, Cabin Fever. You are a clingy beast. You already destroyed my January with all the various illnesses around here. You even went so far as to go after my birthday. Now I tell you this: YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY FEBRUARY! Cabin Fever, you might as well be a snake oil salesmen with all…

Read More

Gay People of America: I wouldn’t do that if I were you

February 2, 2010 / 2 Comments

Dear Gay People of America, I want to give you some advice as a friend and a long-time supporter of the gay community: Think twice before you push this marriage thing too far. Because you just might get what you ask for. Here’s the thing: You’re already losing your novelty. There was a time when, if…

Read More

About Me


New-age smartass.

Affiliate Link Disclosure

I participate in the Amazon affiliate link program. I might make a few cents or sometimes even a whole dollar if you click on one of these Amazon links. I'm supposed to let you know that. And now I have.