According to Trish

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Month: December 2010

  • A Christmas Miracle

    Who wants to hear some bellyaching from Trish on Christmas Eve? Didn’t think so. On this day I wanted to share with you a story that is the closest thing to a Christmas Miracle that I have ever participated in. (In observance of the holiday, this will be a completely snark-free message. I will resume…

  • Marriage? No thanks. I already ate.

    Right now I’m laying on bed with my head propped up on some pillows and my laptop perched right on top of the old ovaries. Now a little while ago, I wouldn’t have been in this position because I wouldn’t want all that WiFi jizz floating around in the air so close to all the…