Month: July 2012

Who has herpes? This girl!

July 29, 2012 / 3 Comments

  My friend texted me the other day: “Congrats on getting herpes!” So yeah. Yeppers. Apparently I have herpes. Not herpes herpes. As in down there.  I have herpes zoster. Otherwise known as shingles. Yes, you probably know it as thing thing old people get. And I’m 40, which is “young” to get this. Who’s…

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Gym class reject

July 20, 2012 / 0 Comments

At a lovely party last Saturday night with some lovely friends. Chit chatting. Drink drunking. Nib nubbling. (Hey! I made a word!) Then my friend’s husband — as in, the dude hosting the par-tay — came over and asked her, “Should we play wiffle ball now?” She was all, “Suuuure.” She slouched a little more…

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You’re probably secretly gay

July 12, 2012 / 0 Comments

So let’s face it: You’re probably secretly gay. Or maybe not exactly gay, as in the homosexual sense, but you’re probably in the closet about something. Aren’t we all? What’s crushing you? About a year and a half ago, I was driving out to meet my darling werewolf pal Brad for a drink (I’m only half…

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Dying alone. That’s gotta suck.

July 2, 2012 / 0 Comments

So dying alone. That’s gotta suck. That was my thought just now. It’s Sunday night. I’ve been drinking white wine spritzers alone since, like, 4. It’s been supah awesome. If it’s true that how we act when we’re totally alone is who we really are then I guess I’m a drunk, gluttonous pervert. Go me.…

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