Date Archives March 2013

An Open Letter to My Future Husband: Dear Louis C.K.

Readers: This post is not for you. Sorry. It’s meant for my future husband, the comedian Louis C.K. I know this whole marriage thing is probably shocking to a lot of you. Honestly, it’s shocking to me, too. But I have received a Decree from the Universe that Louis C.K. and I are supposed to get married. What am I supposed to do? I feel like that little Indian girl in Eat, Pray, Love whose family arranged a marriage for her … it feels like there’s no way out of this…. Read More

Super-f*cking HUGE announcement!

  Well, peeps, I have an announcement: I’m getting married. I know. Holy shit, right? Listen, no one is more shocked than I am. I wasn’t sure this day would come again. I wasn’t even sure that I wanted it to come. But I just got the news. The Universe is hurling a husband in my direction as we speak. Also, it turns out that my intended is Louis C.K. Yes, the comedian, Louis C.K. No, I don’t officially know him yet. But that’s no biggie — we’re all equals in… Read More