Month: March 2013

An Open Letter to My Future Husband: Dear Louis C.K.

March 16, 2013 / 0 Comments

Readers: This post is not for you. Sorry. It’s meant for my future husband, the comedian Louis C.K. I know this whole marriage thing is probably shocking to a lot of you. Honestly, it’s shocking to me, too. But I have received a Decree from the Universe that Louis C.K. and I are supposed to get…

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Super-f*cking HUGE announcement!

March 1, 2013 / 1 Comment

  Well, peeps, I have an announcement: I’m getting married. I know. Holy shit, right? Listen, no one is more shocked than I am. I wasn’t sure this day would come again. I wasn’t even sure that I wanted it to come. But I just got the news. The Universe is hurling a husband in…

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