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How you might be driving yourself crazy
A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity. — Franz Kafka (Note to Mr. Kafka: I understand today is your birthday. You don’t look a day over … very, extremely dead.) ——- How often do you sit down and try to dissect the core of your being? For me it’s about every five minutes. Yes, I…
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Let’s re-launch this thang!
Welcome. I am so excited you’re here, peeps. So what’s going on around this joint? Well, the old bloggity has been in need of a makeover for a long, long time. I’ve spent the past few weeks getting her all pretty for you so you can enjoy her even more. Some changes are obvious, some are…
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Coming soon: An all-new According to Trish
Hi readers! It’s been quiet around here, yes? Well don’t let that fool you. I decided to take off several weeks to redesign and upgrade the site (looks good, huh?) and to take a much-needed breather from writing after an extremely hectic year. The good news is that I’m ready to re-launch the site on…
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Letters to Louie: It’s time to talk about the D-word
This is another post in my series of letters to my future husband, Louis C.K. (Find out how our love story began here.) Dear Louie, At some point we have to talk about it. Once of us has to take the Big Obvious Question, slap it on the counter like a butcher would a bloody…
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The beautiful ruins of a wedding anniversary
Eleven years ago today I walked down the aisle. It’s been four years since I celebrated this date. Shit happens. Yesterday I had to drive past the place where I got married. The venue went bankrupt not long before my marriage split up. Since then, it has fallen into neglect and disrepair. I was alone in…
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Letters to Louie: Welcome back, celibacy (or) the Meg Ryan Effect
Hi readers. Once again, this post is not for you. It’s for my future husband, the comedian Louis C.K. You can find out how our love story began here. Since I probably can’t stop you from reading this, you might as well get to it. Dear Louie, I guess we need to talk about that…