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Category: Random Randomocity

  • Let’s re-launch this thang!

    Welcome. I am so excited you’re here, peeps. So what’s going on around this joint? Well, the old bloggity has been in need of a makeover for a long, long time. I’ve spent the  past few weeks getting her all pretty for you so you can enjoy her even more. Some changes are obvious, some are…

  • I’m 27 for a moment …

    I just wrote this on Facebook and it ended up being really long for a status update. So now it’s a blog post. Voila! That’s called re-purposing, bitches. I can’t help it if I’m environmentally aware … So the idea is that one of your Facebook friends gives you an age and then you say…

  • Lend me your brains!

    This is the year, folks. This is THE YEAR to take the writing to the next level. But before I set out to conquer the world in my own weird way, I’d like to very humbly ask for your help. Care to give me some feedback? I have formulated an extremely un-scientific and completely ridiculous…

  • A Retroactive Christmas: When the spirit hits too late

    A Retroactive Christmas: When the spirit hits too late

    This is how Christmas felt this year: I was on a freeway driving someplace that I HAD to get to and I had to make good time. I blinked through my lopsided glasses as I tried peer through the salty, grimy haze on the windshield, not completely certain that some of that haze wasn’t in…

  • Thoughts on Jesus from a Hippie Girl at Christmas

    When I was a kid my grandparents had this huge nativity set. My memory is probably skewed, but I remember the figures as being about a foot tall. They would crowd on the top of the console TV and call to me from across the house. “Patricia … come play with us!” I’d try not…

  • It’s not too early to start talking about gun control, it’s too late

    I saw several variations of that headline yesterday in other places. I agree wholeheartedly (and I apologize for any plagiarism I’m committing here — can’t recall where I saw it). The idea is that whenever massacres like the one at Sandy Hook Elementary happen, people go, “It’s too soon to talk about gun control! Give…