There are mice on my grapes

There are mice on my grapes

I just bought Disney grapes. I sort of hate myself. In my defense, I didn’t realize that they were Disney brand until I was at the register.

I get distrustful when a company gets that big. Coming soon: Disney trash bags! Disney drywall! Disney multi-purpose lube!

The day I have to pull Mickey’s tail to dislodge my tampon is the day that I will buy a small tent and move into the woods… where I will make friends with small woodland creatures, who will respond to my melodic whistles and sew dresses for me.

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