Consider this a sub-post of the last blog. That way I can say that I did not break my promise about the Christmas/holiday debate being the topic of my next blog. (See Santa? I was a good girl on a technicality.)
You tell me you want to know how to figure out your Elf names. No problem. A good way to start is to think of something your body does or a way that your body appears. For example my Elf name, Crinkles, came from the little lines next to my eyes. Following that logic, here are some other names that might apply to some of you out there (be sure to add “the Elf” after each name):
Stubbles
Droopy
Saggy
Scar
Smushy
Drippy
Oops
Darkroots
Scaly
None of these apply? Maybe you’re more in this category:
Vavoom
Jugsy
Pecks
Thighmaster
Bunsy
Tushiekins
Nipples (Yes, we all have them but maybe yours are really something to see.)
Botox
Lipo
Collagen
You get the idea. Feel to claim any of the above as your own. If you need me, I’ll be busy working on my next Elf invention, which will surely be at the top of everyone’s Christmas lists next year: The Kegelmaster. (Like a Thighmaster, but much, much smaller. Look out Suzanne Somers! There’s a new girl in the home shopping game!)
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