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HOW COULD HE?

HOW COULD HE?


Posted By on Nov 10, 2017

Louis C.K. My Louis. My fake fantasy boyfriend … HOW COULD HE? I am mentally throwing his belongings out onto the sidewalk below our imaginary New York City apartment right fucking now. Boom! You like this shirt, asshole? Well now it’s toilet paper for the dog that just shit on it! What about this bullshit I’m-just-a-regular-guy-like-you sweatshirt? It’s taking a leap, motherfucker! You better get between me...

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Things You Should Not Do Today


Posted By on Oct 24, 2017

Let’s be cranky this morning shall we? Here’s a list of things you should not do today: Come downstairs after rolling out of bed, give me the onceover (in my too-big jeans, baseball cap, and sweatshirt that I threw in the dark so I could take a kid to school in the rain) and declare “That’s a look” while sporting just-got-up Heat Miser hair. Write an article about “insanely awesome” healthy...

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During my sexual assault, I had a few minutes to think about how I wanted things to go. Sure, there was the distraction of the guy’s tongue in my mouth and his body pressing me against the wall … and the fact that one of his hands was on one of my boobs … but knowing that his mind was otherwise occupied meant I had a few minutes to plan. I thought about grabbing a lamp and bashing him over the head. But the problem...

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You know when you wake up with a mostly empty pizza box in your bed? Like, the self loathing is definitely there but it’s way overshadowed by “Awww yeah … THAT was a party …” That’s pretty much how I feel about the fact that I’ve watched the entirety of 30 Rock at least three times. (Yes. “At least.” I’m only copping to three.) BUT NOW I NEED TO YELL BECAUSE 30 ROCK IS...

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Lurching Greatly

Lurching Greatly


Posted By on Aug 28, 2017

  There are things that I know. For example, I know that if I get up and spend 10-20 minutes journaling, I’ll have a better day. I’ll feel happier all day. My thoughts will be clearer. I’ll get more done. Yet I often don’t do this. In fact, I’ll go months without doing it. I have these notebooks that I like to write in. They’re nothing special at all, just regular lined notebooks. I like to...

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I’ve spent the last few days doing an inordinate amount of screaming on Facebook. I have some friends who voted for Trump who have had it with me. They’re tired of getting yelled at. The fact that they haven’t just unfriended my loud mouth is a testament to how reluctant they are to just throw me away, which I appreciate. I don’t want to throw them away either. But we do not “get” each other at this...

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