According to Trish

not worth reading since 2009


Hi! I never write about this stuff … but I just spent way too long trying to find the answer online so I thought I’d share this in case other people are looking, too. I’m currently tracking my food intake with my FitBit. It’s pretty cool. I won’t say too much about the device because this isn’t meant to be a product review, but I think it has one of the more user-friendly food tracking apps. Plus,...

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      Let’s just take a moment to recap as we close out week two of Donald Trump’s presidency. Lies we’ve been told: 1. Crowd size – despite photographs that we all view with our own eyes that show the truth 2. Voter fraud – despite ZERO evidence 3. A video of supposed intelligence gathered during a high-risk military operation turns out to be 10 years old 4. Muslims from Iran, Iraq, Libya,...

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Hey! I made up a new holiday and I’d like to invite all of you to celebrate with me! Here’s a little poem to tell you all about it:   THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR You’ve cooked, you’ve cleaned, you’ve plotted, you’ve schemed to make the holiday bright. Now … you’re tired. Up to your elbows you’re mired in things that were meant to delight. You need a break, a drink (and a cake),...

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I am going to be mad for a while


Posted By on Nov 9, 2016

I first heard the yowl at 9:37 PM last night . “MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!” It was coming out of my own mouth. I was surprised at how loud it was. As I walked into the kitchen, I pictured hurling my wine glass at the brick fireplace. Gawd, that would’ve felt so good. The election was fucking me over. America, and my fellow citizens, were fucking me over. The election process, the media, and my new neighbor on the...

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You guys … I am a farking sorcerer. I can predict the future. For example, I can tell you exactly what’s going to happen after I post this blog. I’m going to get pummeled with arguments from various people who are going to tell me that Hillary/Killary is a crook and should be in jail. (Hello, cousin Bobby and Aunt Pam! Hope the weather is nice in whatever reality you’re inhabiting today. I love you even though...

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Halloween is next week and that always puts me in the mood for some kooky spookiness. You too? I have three book recommendations for you … but one of them you should definitely not read if you plan to carry on with your life as you have known it until now. (Seriously. It will fuck your shit up. I’m not kidding.) Let’s start with light and enjoyable and then work our way up to shitting yourself in horror, shall we?...

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