Category: Random Randomocity
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When you have no choice, soldier on
Years ago I went to visit my friend Jeana (not her real name) in Lexington, KY. I drove my cushy rental car from my hot shot job down to her apartment near the University. After settling in, she suggested we get dinner. We walked out to her car. I saw that the driver side door…
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Am I a slut? Hell, yeah.
So I guess I’m a slut. A dirty, skanky, nasty slut. Why do I say this? Because I’m having sex. No, not at this exact moment while I’m sitting here typing, but I am having sex sometimes. You know, in my free time. By choice rather than by obligation. Like a hobby. And … I’m not…
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Writer on the rampage! Run for your lives!
Dear Delicious and Good-Smelling Readers: Consider this a profanity alert. Things are about to get ugly up ahead. You’ve been warned … Hey world: FUCK the fuck off! That’s right! See me? I’m standing on top of my car, flipping you off with BOTH hands! A double bird! Now I’m mooning your ass —…
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Meet Fanny, my vagina fan
Buckle up, kiddos. This post is vaginoriffic! (Now in new lemon scent!) _____ So as I mentioned in the last post, I recently went to the Mac Daddy of women’s blogging conferences. Do people still say “Mac Daddy?” Prob not. I laughed a lot. Like, a LOT a lot. I cried a little. I became exhausted,…
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Just call me Mrs. Hot Pocket (or) How not to land an affiliate marketing deal
Gawd, I feel like such a chump when obvious marketing works on me. But right now, you’ll need to excuse me while I offer bloggy fellatio to the marketing department at Hot Pockets for what they did at the Blogher Conference that I went to last week. Somebody at Hot Pockets needs to get promoted. It…
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It’s a major award!
This is a quick post that started as a Facebook status update. Then I never stopped typing so I just moved it over here. Which is pretty much why I started blogging in the first place. (BTW, don’t forget to sign up over there ——–> to get my new posts via email.) So glad I’m…