-
Shopping Fest
He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. Army had half a day. I don’t criticize…
-
Did You Love Serial? Have You Heard the Latest? GAHHHHHHH!
If you loved the Serial podcast, maybe you’ve been listening to Undisclosed. Or more likely, you haven’t … because I’m the only a-hole I know in real life who’s been keeping up with this case. [Maybe you’ve listened to neither and have no idea what I’m talking about. If you’re one of those people, stop reading…
-
Do You Stink at Throwing Parties? Here’s Help from Elton John’s Party Planner (For Real)
If I were to sit down and make a list of things that I’m good at, I’d probably include: making dinner out of whatever is around being 10 minutes late to anything that’s not a work function, wedding, or funeral, and justifying why I should have cake today (there’s always a reason if you think hard…
-
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Overall I had a good day. Right up until I had to wipe a few items off my to-do list. Now I’m feeling grrrrr…. Things that got on my nerves today: Having to get on the phone with both my health insurer and the health insurance exchange in my THIRD attempt to get my address…
-
What I Did Over My Summer Vacation
90 days. We’re coming up on 90 days in the new house. Man, that went fast. If you know me in person and I haven’t invited you over yet, don’t be insulted. We’ve barely had anyone over. We want to. We intend to. And then another week goes by. Can I share something with you…
-
Put it on Paper
All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.