Random Randomocity

Days 11-15: Being a Tourist in My Own Life

February 12, 2019 / 1 Comment

Note: I’m chronicling my experiment to get up at 5(ish) every weekday until the end of February. Today is a snow day. No school. They called it last night. No one getting up at 6 or 6:10 or 6:20. But I got up at 5:10 anyway. Actually, it’s more accurate to say that I became…

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Day 10: Changing the Past

February 11, 2019 / 0 Comments

Note: I’m running an experiment to get up at 5-ish every weekday during February. I started this post last Thursday, on February 7, but I didn’t have a chance to finish it until today, February 11. I’m here. I’ve let you know that. Is that all I have to do? Can I go back to bed now? Smell ya…

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Day 9: Fail

February 6, 2019 / 0 Comments

Note: I am documenting my plan to get up at 5(ish) every weekday during February. Yesterday was an office day for me. After the 90-minute drive home, I trudged in the door and did a shot. As I did, I thought to myself what my dad always used to say: “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” Actually,…

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An open laptop on top of a beautifully styled raw wood desk, with hands holding a coffee cup near it, and the word DREAM spelled out in weird wood block cutouts on the table. Why are they there? Who was wooden cutout letters on their work desk? In any case, I enjoy the bullshit nature of this tableau.

Days 7-8

February 5, 2019 / 0 Comments

Readers: I’m currently documenting my experiment to get up every weekday at 5-ish until the end of February. I’m here. I’m up. I was also here yesterday—Monday, the day after staying up a bit late after the Snoozer Bowl. I had a blog post started but it was really random stuff and I never quite…

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Hold on to Your Coochies—My Review of the DivaCup

January 27, 2019 / 0 Comments

Dear male readers: Why don’t you do yourselves a favor and sit this one out? There are some things you don’t want to know.There’s a woman on Instagram who has a pic of a jelly jar full of her period blood. In the caption, she advises that giving your plants a “blood meal” is good…

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A Big Life Announcement

December 13, 2018 / 0 Comments

Sometimes in life, opportunities appear in unexpected places. A job, a home, or a life partner you never would’ve picked for yourself suddenly enters your orbit and BOOM! You know you have to say yes. Your life trajectory takes a turn. There’s no looking back. With that in mind, I’d like to announce that I…

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Philosopher/raconteur.
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